This journal is DEAD, do you hear me? It is OVER, IT'S GONE. This Journal doesn't get updated no fucking more! It's all happening on the tumble log! The fucking TUMBLE LOG, it's like a BLOG, only you call it a TUMBLE LOG because you're a dick.

OVER! NOTHING! NOTHING IS HERE ANYMORE! NO MORE JOURNALS! TUMBLE LOG. TUMBLE. LOG.

TUUUUUUUMBLEEEEEEEEEE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG.

It has an RSS feed, if you don't know what an RSS feed is you're going to have to learn so you may as well learn now.

RSS! FLICKR FEED! NO DEVIANTart GREEN! WEB 2.0! CAPSLOCK! CSS! XML! CAPSLOCK! CAPSLOCK! CAPSLOCK! CAPSLOCK!

Click here to go to the Tumble Log!


If I write any more "stories" or "pieces" or "prose" I will tell people about where they are and what they are, IN. THE. TUMBLE. LOG.

The tumblabdlkjog is so ADVANCED that it has my Flickr stream piping in there so you can actually see my "photos" there instead of here, I'm setting you free! it's so easy! There's so many channels for you to access about me! I'll still update photos here on dA but not as many as the Flickr account and BY PROXY THE TUMBLE LOG TUMBLE TUMBLE TUMBLE, LOG LOG LOG.

Can you feel my energy world? Can you hear the sounds this keyboard is making?

The website is getting done! It's nearly done! it's so CLOSE! Once my exams are over! Then I'll do it! I promise! it'll be a long, long hot glorious summer when I'll finish my website and take photographs and meet a girl and stay up late and play videogames and write a novel and join facebook and learn to write the exclamation marks instead of using exclamation marks because even though I've never been taught it (Self taught! He's self taught!!) I KNOW as well as you do that you should NEVER, EVER have to use an exclamation mark if you're any sort of writerrrrr.

But the website! It's nearly done! There's going to be...a...stories/prose/pieces/ section and...a photography section and...it'll.. all somehow back link and link forward with the tumble log? It'll be integrated! Integration! And there'll be feeds for everything! Tumble log feeds, Flickr feeds, prose/pieces/stories feeds. It's going to be dynamic! It's going to be beautiful! It's going to be terrible! It's going to be Unnavigable! Usability engineers are going to rip at my flesh with their TEETH. Oh god what am I doing, why say I'm never going to update this journal again? I honestly had an idea last night to update it but I went to sleep instead and in the morning I didn't feel like it and it was an update I couldn't have really put anywhere but a da journal beacuse it was about dA.

Oh folly, oh error, oh disaster. Mea culpa my children, mea maxima culpa. I am a young fool burning in the heat of the day.

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